The Hormone Guide

The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorise it!


DANGEROUS


SAFER


SAFEST


ULTRA SAFE


What’s for
dinner?


Can I help you
with dinner?


Where would you like
to go for dinner?


Here, have some wine.


Are you
wearing that?


Wow, you sure
look good in brown!


WOW! Look at you!


Here, have some wine.


What are you
so worked up about?


Could we be
overreacting?


Here’s my pay.


Here, have some wine.


Should you be
eating that?


You know, there are
a lot of apples left.


Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?


Here, have some wine.


What did you
DO all day?


I hope you didn’t
over-do it today.


I’ve always loved you
in that robe!


Here, have some
wine.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and myfavorite one :

13. Potential Murder Suspect

and i add………. 14. Practicing Minor Schizophrenia

 

 

1 Response to “The Hormone Guide”


  1. 1 Kaan

    Esir iken mümkün müdür ibadet
    Yatıp kalkıp Atatürk’e dua et…
    Senin gibi dürzülerin yüzünden
    Dininden de soğuyacak bu millet.

    İşgaldeki hali sakın unutma
    Atatürk’e dil uzatma sebepsiz
    Sen anandan yine çıkardın amma
    Baban kimdi bilemezdin be şerefsiz!

    konuyla ne alakası var bilmiyorum ama yazmak geldi içimden:D bi an copy paste :D

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